Andy S.

Army of coding monkeys

Andy started life on the streets, a reason, many speculate, for his need to keep a knife handy at all times. Sometime around the age of eleven, during a particularly bloody year in his home town, Andy applied for a government grant and became the youngest person ever to launch themselves into orbit, and his journey has only become more outrageous from there.

A self taught harpist -- that's what he calls his harmonica, Andy travelled the world for two years at the age of 13 as a drifter, playing pool and harp for his money, sleeping in a new bed every night. During his journeys Andy discovered he had a natural ability to read minds, leading to a terrible six months of greed and deceit throughout which he took control of two countries and laid waste to three others -- but he recovered. As penance for his crimes, Andy took it upon himself to dedicate his life to the betterment of mankind, to do all within his power to remove the barriers that kept people apart and under control.

Alas, Andy's violent past and drifter persona could not be abolished so easily and now he is in a constant state of flight, forced to abandon those he has come to love at a moment's notice lest they, too, fall into the savagery that is his halo. Andy's current whereabouts are unknown, though his contributions to various projects continue to flow in.

Check out Andy's reoriginalize blogand his devdev2040 blog (blessed be the coders).

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